I just went to a meeting where we discussed one of our programs and how we need to "sell it" as cost effective in order for it not to get wiped out. I will be doing research on similar programs to find evidence on their cost effectiveness (thus proving we too are cost effective).

This all seems very adult and professional doesn't it?

I spent the entire meeting with a pair of underwear stuffed in my pants pocket...

...I am the most professional person ever!